Welcome to php.fail

Hello, my name is AndrĂ©, and I’m a PHP developer. In my free time, I enjoy spending time in my garden, drinking tea, listening to all kinds of music, playing video games, following popular culture, and shitposting on the internet.

I’ve been working professionally with PHP since 2015. My first job was at a consulting company specializing in open source and cybersecurity. During that time, I worked on several projects, but mostly wrote and maintained bad software for the financial sector.

Currently, my day job is at an event agency with a 17+ year-old PHP application that we are slowly trying to modernize without it completely falling apart.

From time to time, I like to experiment with new technologies to build things. Most of the time, this doesn’t lead to anything usable, is very limited in scope, or is just for a practical joke. Some of these projects are listed on the projects page.